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I can just see us years from now being grumpy old people.

• Me: When I was your age, yo young wipper-snapper, I had to walk FIVE-HUNDRED MILES just to find an airport!
• Grandkid: uh... Grandma they had cars back then, you could have just driven.
• Me: FIVE HUNDRED MILES!!! AND I COULD NEVER FIND THAT FUCKING AIRPORT!
• Grandkid: uuuh... Grandma?
• Me: I COULDN'T FIND IT WHEN I WAS IN ASIA, OR EUROPE OR FUCKING ANTARCTICA!
• Grandkid: uuuh Grandma you're scaring me.
• Me: AND I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MILES AND I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MORE! JUST TO BE THE MAN WHO WALK ONE THOUSAND MILES JUST TO NOT FIND THE FUCKING AIRPORT!!!!!

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